I just found out one of my employees is pregnant. It took her three months. To be fair, I knew, or at least had many good reasons to believe, that she and her husband had been trying. As much as it's sooo not about me, I have this feeling like I've been punched in the stomach.
I'm supposed to be the one getting bigger, finding out the sex of the baby any time now, and trying barf in the bathroom without anyone hearing.
To add to it, my suspicions that another woman in the department is also pregnant have been confirmed as well.
Not to be all Eeyore, but WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GETS THE SHIT END OF THE STICK???
But at least my phone is working now.